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Lee Saves the World

Lee's plan to save the world is as follows:

// Lee's plan to save the world...
var lee = everyone.getPerson['Fastenau','Lee','William'];
var myPerspective = {evil:'Killing people',good:'Playing videogames'};
for (var personId in everyone) {
	var p = everyone[personId];
	p.desiresWorldPeace = true;
	p.proactive = true;
	p.perspective = myPerspective;
	p.send (lee,p.assets.getAssetType('cash').getAmount(1,'dollar'));
}

Moon Landing

I stumbled upon an MP3 of this a couple of years ago and it is easily one of the funniest things I have ever experienced.