17Oct/040
To Tom and Mitzi
While nursing one of the most intense hangovers of my life (and trying to remember rule 35), I’d like to take a moment and congratulate my good friends Tom and Mitzi on the tying of their knot.
I, sadly, missed the ceremony, which I hear was pretty damn cool (these untraditional kids), but I got to hang out for the entire reception, listen to Two Tons of Steel, and generally have a great time with some really excellent people. (Did I get enough puncuation in that last sentence?) How many weddings have you been to which featured a Simpsons quote contest? I thought so.
I’m going to cut this short, as the next wave of nausea is cresting. Tom and Mitzi, enjoy your honeymoon and the many years of joy and love which surely lie in your future.