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Jason Kottke has been blessed/cursed with a very active Matrix: Reloaded thread. Over 700 entries strong, the thread takes up about 1.5 MB of disk space and is responsible for over 5 GB of data transfer this month alone. Jason obviously has a very generous hosting plan because this doesn’t seem to bother him very much; his main dilema is whether or not he should close the conversation to new posts.

The best part of all of this is that Jason took all the text from the thread and input it into MS Word. Using the “AutoSummary” feature he produced the Reloaded poem below.

The Matrix 1.1?

Wake up Neo…
Real vs Matrix.
Sorry, no “matrix within a matrix”. “Wake up Neo.”

Neo is human.

RTFB Neo!

Rewatch The Matrix.
Neo: Yeah.
Neo: Ahhh.
Neo: What?
Neo: Morpheus.
Neo: What?
Neo: Stop.
Neo: The Oracle.
Trinity: No, Neo.
Neo: Yeah.

The Matrix Overloaded

Matrix Within A Matrix?

3. DOUBLE MATRIX theory.
NEO: No.

Regarding a Matrix within a Matrix:
Aren’t 2 matrices sufficient?
Neo: “No.”
Neo: “No.”

Morpheus: “Rest, Neo.
Morpheus: “Rest, Neo. (of the matrix)

Enter the Matrix

Matrix within a Matrix…
Matrix within a Matrix…
Matrix within a Matrix…

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Posted at 12:54 pm.